"Loner With a Boner" There once was a man who loved to share What was in his underwear He could bare it all in a second flat Then disappear, just like that He didn't do it to make them mad He just adored what he had He's a loner with a boner Not a meanie with his weenie But a goody with a woody Exhibitionist Houdini He runs around, just for fun Showing off his Johnson One time he flashed a bus of nuns Another time, the Phoenix Suns He flashed the Pope in '97 And sent Mother Teresa off to heaven He's a loner with a boner Not a meanie with his weenie But a goody with a woody Exhibitionist Houdini He was flashing in a parking lot When the police came by and he got caught They put him in a prision cell And didn't treat him very well No one knows how he got away But he's still flashing till this day He's a loner with a boner Not a meanie with his weenie But a goody with a woody Exhibitionist Houdini Now I'll let you in on my little joke If you swear you'll not repeat This story 'bout the flashing man Is really about me! I'm a loner with a boner Not a meanie with my weenie Just a goody with a woody Exhibitionist Houdini He’s a loner with a boner Not a meanie with his weenie Just a goody with his woody Exhibitionist Houdini

Music: David Patrick Ford Evan Daves Lyrics: David Patrick Ford Aaron Nutter Evan Daves