"Loner With a Boner"

There once was a man who loved to share
What was in his underwear
He could bare it all in a second flat
Then disappear, just like that
He didn't do it to make them mad
He just adored what he had

He's a loner with a boner
Not a meanie with his weenie
But a goody with a woody
Exhibitionist Houdini

He runs around, just for fun
Showing off his Johnson
One time he flashed a bus of nuns
Another time, the Phoenix Suns
He flashed the Pope in '97
And sent Mother Teresa off to heaven

He's a loner with a boner
Not a meanie with his weenie
But a goody with a woody
Exhibitionist Houdini

He was flashing in a parking lot
When the police came by and he got caught
They put him in a prision cell
And didn't treat him very well
No one knows how he got away
But he's still flashing till this day

He's a loner with a boner
Not a meanie with his weenie
But a goody with a woody
Exhibitionist Houdini

Now I'll let you in on my little joke
If you swear you'll not repeat
This story 'bout the flashing man
Is really about me!

I'm a loner with a boner
Not a meanie with my weenie
Just a goody with a woody
Exhibitionist Houdini

 

He’s a loner with a boner
Not a meanie with his weenie
Just a goody with his woody
Exhibitionist Houdini

 

 

 

 

 

Music:

David Patrick Ford

Evan Daves

 

Lyrics:

David Patrick Ford

Aaron Nutter

Evan Daves