Pancho Gomez (He Loav the Ladies)

 

 


Sexy Ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

 

Rogers

Now look, Mr. Gomez

I say you can’t do it

We’ve got us a contract

You’ve got to stick to it

The party of the second hereby agrees

To fight no battles at night, you see

Or at any time when the light should be

So poor that there isn’t a sight to see

It’s in English and Spanish, black and white and we

Have both signed, so don’t turn all spiteful on me

 

Sexy Ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

 

Rogers

Who buys and sends you most of your ammo

Who pays all your generals while you’re playing Rambo

Who promised to see that you get siege guns

And twenty real men with their twenty machine guns

If you don’t pay your soldiers they’ll desert, don’t you know

Who’s agreed to loan you the amount that you owe

Well, you break this contract and all that stops, see

And you won’t become President in Mexico City

 

Sexy Ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

 

Rogers

I’d like to do you a favor, but I can’t…unless

 

The life of Ernesto Fernandez

 

Well, if you want your night attack, you better do this deed

 

 

 

 

Sexy Ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sexy Ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gomez

I, Pancho Gomez, I say this!

 

 

That is well known

I call ‘em up on my cell phone

Just ask anyone

Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun

 

 

 

What?

 

But, Senor…

 

 

 

 

 

But, Senor!

 

 

That is well known

I call ‘em up on my cell phone

Just ask anyone

Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun

 

 

Well…

 

Yes…

 

Yes.

Well…

 

But, Senor!

 

 

That is well known

I call ‘em up on my cell phone

Just ask anyone

Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun

 

 

 

Ah, ha!  Tell me hombre, your price

 

Music and lyrics by:

David Patrick Ford

 

Characters:

They’re all me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You’ve got some big cajones if you think you can demand this!

 

Bueno, my friend, your father he is freed.

And now I must have shot the general Virella

Before he finds out I let old Fernandez out of jail

 

 

That is well known

I call ‘em up on my cell phone

Just ask anyone

Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun

 

Mexico is too esmall for both these two

Senor Rogers, how you call it?  Here is looking at you

And now I must go and prepare the attack

Should anyone wish me, Senor, tell them I have gone back

And like the immortal Juarez in our history

At the head of his brave soldiers that is where I’ll be

And if I should die and descend to Hades

Don’t forget that Pancho Gomez, he loav the ladies!

 

 

That is well known

I call ‘em up on my cell phone

Just ask anyone

Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun

That is well known

I call ‘em up on my cell phone

Just ask anyone

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Adios!