Pancho Gomez (He Loav the Ladies) Sexy Ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Rogers Now look, Mr. Gomez I say you can’t do it We’ve got us a contract You’ve got to stick to it The party of the second hereby agrees To fight no battles at night, you see Or at any time when the light should be So poor that there isn’t a sight to see It’s in English and Spanish, black and white and we Have both signed, so don’t turn all spiteful on me Sexy Ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Rogers Who buys and sends you most of your ammo Who pays all your generals while you’re playing Rambo Who promised to see that you get siege guns And twenty real men with their twenty machine guns If you don’t pay your soldiers they’ll desert, don’t you know Who’s agreed to loan you the amount that you owe Well, you break this contract and all that stops, see And you won’t become President in Mexico City Sexy Ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Rogers I’d like to do you a favor, but I can’t…unless The life of Ernesto Fernandez Well, if you want your night attack, you better do this deed Sexy Ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Sexy Ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies Pancho Gomez he loav the ladies	Gomez I, Pancho Gomez, I say this! That is well known I call ‘em up on my cell phone Just ask anyone Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun What? But, Senor… But, Senor! That is well known I call ‘em up on my cell phone Just ask anyone Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun Well… Yes… Yes. Well… But, Senor! That is well known I call ‘em up on my cell phone Just ask anyone Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun Ah, ha! Tell me hombre, your price	Music and lyrics by: David Patrick Ford Characters: They’re all me
	You’ve got some big cajones if you think you can demand this! Bueno, my friend, your father he is freed. And now I must have shot the general Virella Before he finds out I let old Fernandez out of jail That is well known I call ‘em up on my cell phone Just ask anyone Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun Mexico is too esmall for both these two Senor Rogers, how you call it? Here is looking at you And now I must go and prepare the attack Should anyone wish me, Senor, tell them I have gone back And like the immortal Juarez in our history At the head of his brave soldiers that is where I’ll be And if I should die and descend to Hades Don’t forget that Pancho Gomez, he loav the ladies! That is well known I call ‘em up on my cell phone Just ask anyone Ha, ha, ha, I say only in fun That is well known I call ‘em up on my cell phone Just ask anyone Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Adios!