"Strongmen" We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win We can flip a tire We can drag an anchor We can pull a fire truck Cause we are not bankers, no We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win Our arms are very muscley Our legs are muscley too Our heads aren’t very muscley, But there’s not much we can do about that We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win We like competition It helps us get strong But the stress on our hearts Means we won’t live too long We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win Magnum’s Interlude We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win We get a lot of injuries When something heavy falls But the biggest pain we suffer Is what ‘roids does to our balls We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win Gunther’s Interlude We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym We’re strongmen let me say it again We’re strongmen risking life and limb And we’ll do anything to win And we’ll do anything to win And we’ll do anything Do anything Do anything To win!

Music and Lyrics: David Patrick Ford