"Strongmen"

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

 

We can flip a tire

We can drag an anchor

We can pull a fire truck

Cause we are not bankers, no

 

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

 

Our arms are very muscley

Our legs are muscley too

Our heads aren’t very muscley,

But there’s not much we can do about that

 

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

 

We like competition

It helps us get strong

But the stress on our hearts

Means we won’t live too long

 

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

 

Magnum’s Interlude

 

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

 

We get a lot of injuries

When something heavy falls

But the biggest pain we suffer

Is what ‘roids does to our balls

 

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

 

Gunther’s Interlude

 

We’re strongmen we spend our days in the gym

We’re strongmen let me say it again

We’re strongmen risking life and limb

And we’ll do anything to win

And we’ll do anything to win

And we’ll do anything

Do anything

Do anything

To win!

 

 

 

Music and Lyrics:

David Patrick Ford